What’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys?
Answer: Going to see the Rock-It Band play your favorite rock songs of all time!
Compare for yourself:
In an independent-double blind study conducted by the Research Organization of Chippewa, Kansas (R.O.C.K.) and confirmed by the Research Organization of Lakeview, Louisiana, (R.O.L.L), 97% of the participants picked The Rock-It Band over a barrel of monkeys in every situation. The 3% who chose the barrel of monkeys were animal rights activists and were concerned we might hurt the monkeys.
Here are some testimonials from study participants:
Brian from Cleveland, Ohio: “I enjoyed hearing the Rock-It Band play and I didn’t feel that the monkeys had as much to offer”
Sarah from Los Angeles, California: “I picked Rock-it because the Barrel of Monkeys was not nearly as much fun as I had heard. Don’t get me wrong…..Rock-It is pretty good, but I really don’t see what the big deal was about the monkeys. Maybe I expected too much.”
Lorraine from Buffalo, New York: “It was a no-brainer. I’m afraid of monkeys”
Jeannie from Honolulu, Hawaii: “At first I though the monkeys were little robots, but after I found out they were real and saw the mess they made, I picked The Rock-It Band.”
Kristina from Orlando, Florida: “I actually preferred the monkeys until my dogs chased them all away. Then the Rock-It Band was the only choice left.”
This is conclusive proof that you should find a way to see the Rock-It Band whenever you can. You’ll be glad you did.
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